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[Divino1]

Thanks jmz I appreciate it.. Oh by the way mr. pain i so scared...not.. I hope you get Pes 4 for the PC. I will play you online with a very boring defensive counter attack style and beat you 1- nil.. pain relax i just posted this thread to see what would happen i was right. thanks.. just messing with you guys..

 

[jMz]

From JackinWorld.com

CAN YOU MASTURBATE TOO MUCH?
For the first few months or years after they discover masturbation, almost all guys masturbate more often than they ever will in their lives. It's not uncommon for a 13- or 14-year-old to masturbate 3, 4, or even 5 or 6 times per day. (We even heard from a fellow who once managed to orgasm 22 times during a 24-hour period!) It's not surprising, then, that some guys worry they may be doing it too much. It is possible that time spent masturbating could be put to more productive use — but if you would have spent it just watching TV or something, don't worry about it. Just enjoy it and know that in a couple of years, you'll probably throttle back on your masturbatory habits somewhat.

 

[LiamK]

I bet you one thing that this thread received the quickest 7 or 8 responses ever. Now lets think how dumb I really am.

Dream on!

The 'Zyg's been kidnapped' topic would be on it's 20th page by now.

Amateur in comparison

 

[Divino1]

Wow I must be a champion. I feel so you young and vibrant. Thanks jmz. I love myself more now..lol

 

[tom pain]

There must have a better way of getting yourself known - now your going to be remembered as the guy who wanks repeatedly (whether you do it that much or not).

Oh by the way mr. pain i so scared...not..

Grow up.

 

[jMz]

Wow I must be a champion. I feel so you young and vibrant. Thanks jmz. I love myself more now..lol

LOL.
Respect....

 

[Divino1]

Like I care what you think. Can't we all just get along..lol

 

[jMz]

There must have a better way of getting yourself known - now your going to be remembered as the guy who wanks repeatedly (whether you do it that much or not).

LOL! LOL! LOL!

 

[Divino1]

I think its safe to say that I won the battle of the wits.. Thank you and god speed.

 

[tom pain]

I think its safe to say that I won the battle of the wits.

I beg to differ. All you won was 'Wankers Fortnightly: Issue 12' deprived male. Enjoy your £15 Virgin Megastores voucher.

 

[jMz]

I think its safe to say that I won the battle of the wits.. Thank you and god speed.

Nah, Tom Pain's comment on how you will be remembered here was by far the best post in this thread.

 

[Divino1]

I didnt buy Pes 4 through megastores. Riddle me this mr. genius. You said to get a life and stop wasting my time making this thread, but who is wasting time. You mr. pain by comming back over and over again. Your buddy jmz actually went to wankingit.com. who are the fools not me i say. You guys cant take a joke. pain I don't care if i'm the wanking guy. It could be worse I could be ugly..thank god i cute..lol

 

[Divino1]

Oh by the way I'm at my computer doing things for work. I can multitask unlike some people in this thread..lol So what's your reason for your constant visits jmz/pain.

 

[Badgerman]

YAWN

 

[tom pain]

You mr. pain by comming back over and over again. Your buddy jmz actually went to wankingit.com. who are the fools not me i say.

I'm on the forums anyway brainiac, and I check this thread every few minutes to see what reply you have for my comments.

And jMz made this thread even funnier by getting the link. Who's sad? Definetly not us.

 

[Divino1]

Once again you miss the point. Ok enough I posted the thread to get a reaction, and you just admitted that you been waiting for my reply. Hello anyone home that is exactly what I wanted from the people here. I excuse you because you young and you dont have a sense of humor but jms 24 he should know when someone is joking.. I can't believe you got so upset. I agree with badgerman YAWN, no more replies from me. You guys no fun..

 

[50!]

You guysd no fun..

Aye very good, now feck off ya wanker.

 

[jMz]

I hope you don't think I'm having a go at you?
I can take a joke, that's why I come back here, that's why I posted the link, that's why I said respect when you took words of criticism with a smile.
You aren't the only one who is joking, I am often misunderstood because of my perfectly typed english.
No hard feelings, if you knew me better, you'd know I'm pretty much always joking.
My humour is dry and sarcastic. I don't intend to be nasty...

 

[Fab]

This thread has shot up to 4pages so quick. Not bad Divino i must say.

 

[Divino1]

See Fab got my point. Yes jmz I know we were just playing off each other. It's fun to push buttons, but just a little.lol Anyway you dont have to say no hard feelings I never was upset. I was just bored working thats all. So to make time go faster I posted the thread. Thanks for the help..lol I hope we can play Pes 4 pc online someday.